Refund Policy
A legal disclaimer
đź’¸ Refund Policy
Effective Date: Whenever we accidentally cast Monetize Website at Level 0.
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At Fail & Fortune, we pride ourselves on offering absolutely nothing for sale. That’s right — no merch (yet), no paywalls, no cursed microtransactions, and definitely no “premium access” to even more emotional damage.
Therefore:
🧙♂️ If you paid for something on this site, please contact your nearest wizard. You may have crossed into another dimension.
But, Just in Case...
If at any point we do begin offering products, services, or slightly haunted dice:
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Refunds will be available for any non-magical goods that were not rolled into your destiny.
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Emotional damage caused by podcast interviews, TPK flashbacks, or editing trauma is non-refundable, but highly encouraged to be shared on the show.
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If you accidentally paid us, we will:
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Panic
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Apologize profusely
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Probably refund you
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Invite you on the show for a confessional
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TL;DR:
You can’t buy anything here. But you can listen for free and maybe cry a little.
If something truly weird happens, email us at failnfortune@gmail.com and we’ll resolve it — preferably without rolling initiative.